militarise:

when u start liking the antagonist 

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solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

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thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

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captain-jacks-flowing-coat:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

……………… I thought it said cocks…

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crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

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